When Brad went to pick Hattie up from school today, Mrs Gilliam said “We had a fire drill today” and pointing to Hattie with a smile: “Not a fan.”

In Hattie’s words (which she, obviously completely traumatized, repeated to me at least three times at lunch): “We had a fiah dwiw today. It so woud! I cwy and cwy and cwy and Mrs Giwwiam put me on her wap and howd me.”